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YOUR HOTLINE TO MR BAD APPLES
Questions about an order, a product, or a patch of dirt that’s been humiliating you for years:
hello@badappleseeds.com
Existing eBay orders are fastest through eBay messages, since your order details are already attached.
Stock Bad Apples In Your Shop
Wholesale and consignment
Bad Apples moves well in shops with personality. Dispensaries, record stores, garden shops, gift shops, anywhere your customers appreciate a product that looks like nothing else on the shelf. Matte black packaging, hand made product, premium price point, real margin.
How it works: New accounts can start on consignment with zero upfront risk. You stock it, it sells, everybody gets paid. Accounts that commit to wholesale orders get a stronger margin. Suggested in store retail is $30 standard and $40 for The Blockbuster, and there’s no shipping cost baked into your pricing.
The lineup: Nine core products including Doublemint, Monarch Threat, Nuclear Catnip, Sun Death, Mystery Machine, Mondonalds, Celebrated Sümmer, Bamboo Hell, and Bad Apple Sauce in two sizes.
Email wholesale@badappleseeds.com with your shop name, location, and what you’re thinking. You’ll hear back from the person who makes the product, because that’s the whole company.
Elsewhere
Find us on eBay, TikTok, and Threads. Mr Bad Apples also answers gardening questions on Reddit and Medium, whether or not anyone asked.